Creatures Of Magnitude: Tom Of England

Tom of England is not merely our musical host for this dead-of-winter ceremonial gathering but he is at the energetic point of gravitational singularity, the centroid, the graviton, the Axis Mundi of unbridled creativity on this auspicious and ambitious night. As the Sun strides feverishly into Aquarius marking the beginning of the Year of the Horse, Thom marks the beginning of this series with a program designed to conjure your cloven-footed "wild twin," her bare fangs exposed, shrieking manically into the Hunger Moon. Geo-magnetic wind howls at your back as the night sky is set ablaze with purple and green coronal mass ejections. High above the plumes of salt dust and the clamour of screaming sirens echoing amidst the grey canyons of the terrestrial world, we set the stage for our ceremony in a crystal cavern drifting softly in the clouds - etheric energy bathing us without obstruction beneath a moon-drenched sky. The fabled "mutant Klipsh system" with its black towering stacks bathes us in holographic sound images to induce levitation and shapeshifting on the dance floor. Come early for chai and cake to celebrate all Aquarian star children, especially Tom R. and Richie A., who are co-host sentinels this evening. Facepaint, feathered hair, and ceremonial silk attire are highly recommended. Music is an ordinary expression of Unity. Speak friend and ye shall pass.