Your Ex’S Tears: Retro Karaoke Night

Not your average karaoke. And thank God. Let’s be honest. Most karaoke nights are awkward. Someone hogs the mic. Someone actually tries to sing well. Someone performs Celine Dion like it’s an audition for The Voice. And the rest of us are either trapped, bored, or waiting 2 hours for our turn. This isn’t that. At Your Ex’s Tears: Karaoke Night, there is: • No stage. You sing from your seat (or your corner). • No solos. Everyone sings the same song together. • No clapping. We don’t applaud pain. • No waiting. You get a mic. You sing. You’re in it the whole time. 🎤 What you’ll get: Custom-made karaoke tracks — edited specifically for this night. Some remove choruses. Some lower vocals. Some just get weird. TEAROVISION™: Competitive emotional group performance. One table gets tiaras, fans, flower crowns, and bubble guns. Another table judges. No rules. Just vibes and glitter-based theatrics. Retro Chinese karaoke mics – golden, glowing, and ready for emotional damage. A corkboard of regrets – where you can anonymously answer questions like “What should you have said to your ex but didn’t?” A sad disco setlist you won’t find in any regular karaoke bar: Total Eclipse of the Heart Careless Whisper Smooth Operator Never Gonna Give You Up Stumblin’ In Stayin’ Alive Sunny Yes Sir, I Can Boogie One Way Ticket Cheri Cheri Lady You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul It’s Raining Men Easy Lover (if we’re brave enough) (If there’s a song you desperately want included, write it in the comments. We might say yes. Or we might laugh and ignore it.) This is karaoke redesigned for the emotionally competent and the beautifully unstable. Follow us on insta for more information about the events @shp.lisbon Read less