The Pineapple Cabaret: A Dungeon Crawler Carl Variety Show

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! You discovered The Pineapple Cabaret! Buying tickets to this show means that you can escape your normal, boring human life and experience the sexiest side quest in the dungeon! This EXPLOSIVE show features (primarily) burlesque! But there might also be drag! Live singing! And Puppets! Because who doesn't love to stick their whole hand up a stuffed animal's butthole and make it say whatever you want! REWARD? You get to see all the shit I just mentioned! And it's all themed around your favorite characters from Dungeon Crawler Carl! Princess Donut will be there. And Mongo. And probably some other weirdos you love. Or hate. Or love to hate. I don't fucking know! Or do I? Grab a Dirty Shirley at the bar and be sure to bring your dollars (strippers love dollars) because it's time to pay the Daddy Tax! TABLE RESERVATIONS:: Please plan to arrive at least 15 minutes before showtime to find your table, get a drink and get settled. Your table will be given away if you do not 30 minutes after showtime Doors at 7PM - Show at 8PM 21+ // Upstairs @ Lore