The Sapphic Talent* Show

San Francisco’s best-kept secret sideshow is back and this time we’re teaming up with 🌸 SF Sapphic Pride 🌸 to spotlight the Sapphic community in all its chaotic, brilliant glory!! The Talent* Show isn’t your typical talent show, it’s a high-risk, high-reward fever dream where originality wins and predictability dies. Expect bold original music, absurd performance art, unexpected skills, and acts that toe the line between genius and unhinged. It’s weird. It’s heartfelt. It’s camp. It’s community. And it’s absolutely anything but boring. Hosted by Florida Man & KaiKai Bee Michaels, with DJ MASHALLAH and chaos control by Stage Kitten Holly Graphic. The night ends with a winner taking home a cash prize and a paid slot at the 2026 SF Sapphic Pride Block Party!! 🥳 Our judges for the night are Ka'Lonji Moschino, Fierce Fat Femme, Bettyie Jayne AND one audience member chosen LIVE. Yes, you could end up holding a scorecard!! Come scream, come vote, maybe come judge, just don’t miss it.