Late Night Laundry

It's 2:00 A.M. It's been a long night. Typically you don't entertain such a task on a Friday, but in reality it's actually Saturday morning and you're already awake anyways. The local mat is always a vibe. Never quite sure what kind of tomfuckery awaits, it's usually best to bring a friend, maybe two, after all, it is early Saturday morning and it's best to travel to the mat in a group. Easier to share the load anyways. While it's recommended to wash with like colors, it's late night laundry so we'll do the best we can with what we got. Expect a good old fashioned vinyl hand-wash from two progressive breaks masterminds both of whom need no introduction, but if you're new here, The Anubis (Nick Louie) and DJ Bionica (Shayna Bionica), will have your linens hung dry, folded, with an optional steam press for your trousers. HEAVY ON THE STARCH, you may cut yourself on the creases in your trousers. Over at the other end of the mat, things are little more carefree, although it's highly suggested you add a 2nd rinse for good measure. Kenzel Joshington (KSTEELE & Josh Manke) are making their debut together, and this is a rare occurrence in which you can wash your darks and your lights together if executed with extreme precision. Peak Time Tunneling Techno? Aggressive Progressive? Indie Dance? Dare we say...Trance?...where is the limit and where do we draw the line? Well that's for us to figure out along the way. LOAD SIZE: LARGE is all we can say here. Opening up shop is Clark Smith aka Dynohunter, who is force to be reckoned with when it comes to the sax and midnight snaccs. A proper two hour cycle, warm water, delicate, and will likely be the cleanest load you'll experience all night, so come early, leave happy. On closing duties, we have Papi Reese aka Pat Reese who is bringing that MIAMMI GREASEE to Denver as a TREAT. If you've somehow managed to make it this far, welcome to the rinse & spin stage. Fabric softener optional, but recommend for that feel good fresh scent before taking that special or not special someone home for the early morning Snuggle if ya know what I mean LINEUP: JOSH MANKE VS KSTEELE THE ANUBIS (VINYL SET) DJ BIONICA (VINYL SET) DYNOHUNTER PAT REESE SIMONIS REFRESHMENTS PROVIDED WHILE SUPPLIES LAST BYOB 21+ ONLY NO EXCEPTIONS DANLEY SOUND (PERMANENT INSTALL) ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON ANY KIND OF HARASSMENT THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR EVERYONE OF ALL RACES, GENDERS, & ORIENTATIONS