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[DOOR POLICY REMAINS :BE A WOMAN/BRING A WOMAN] Dear New Yorkers Far and Wide, You know just as well as me that this campaign trail has been long and hard. ;) Together we enter a fierce new chapter in our city's herstory. You knocked on thousands of doors and demanded my transition. Now, as the city comes together to guide me through this brave transformation, let us take a moment to reflect on what's to cum: ☭ Matcha lines are the new bread lines. The grass has never been greener! ☭ The DSNY is sexy now. Did some order a dump truck? ☭ The Rat Czar has been promoted to City Comptroller. That’s right: everybody gets just a little bit of cheese. ☭ All ride share apps have been replaced with camels. No more windows baby—light up that cigarette! ☭ All work is sex work. Affair at the office? It's in the role description, honey! Please join us in celebrating this historic transition at our Brownsville campaign headquarters. And never forget my promise: To be a woman by the people, for the people. TOE THE PARTY LINE: Socialist Realness; PLURtocracy Now!; In Shakira Law, Every Day Must Be A Tea; Burqini Statue of Liberty; Che Guevarx Tshirt Dress; TJ Marxxinista; Peoples Cummissars; City-Run Doll Beef; Global Left Nepo Baby (non-derogatory); Podcaster but Cunt; Jacobin Chic; Put The Needle In It (M’amDanii M’inogue); Sliwa Boots; Gender-Affirming Berets; Chopped for not bringing a woman to daycare; Serving fierce soup at the table of success; “is the Tashkent of America”; New Regime, New You!; Gracie Mansion on Sniffies; 3MMcCarthyism; Free Bus But There’s Still a Dookie on It; Golden Shower Gulag; Universal Basic Cum Dump; Clock the Rich; Freeze the Rent; and Slurrr the Means of Production. Installation by Breakfast | Sound by SUBBASS Soundsystems | Lighting by GUMGUM FURTHER SHEDUCTIONS: Things to bring to ZC Red New York: a fabulous look, an immaculate vibe, a strong sense of camaraderie, and maybe a snack for yourself and our staff. There will be no photography or video inside the building, we're so serious, you WILL get kicked out; you may snap photos of the beautiful Brownsville vistas in our yard. And lastly, LA GUELAGUETZA, a local family-owned food truck, will serve delicious tamales and empanadas in the yard starting at 7AM. Forever at your cervix, [REDACTED] By purchasing a ticket you agree to the additional terms and conditions: https://fuckunter.com/2025/ZC/EVENT_TERMS.html

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