🦠 one year boofiversary | dance + dark room | no one turned away for lack of funds, dm us on ig @
boof.party or email us @
hey@boofparty.club
📡 Boof activity is at an all-time high, triggering anomalous spikes in surveillance. If we don’t act fast, the Boof will be contained, neutralized, or worse—commercialized.
🛑WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU:
All boofers must report to a secure, undisclosed warehouse on March 29
Delays may result in forced exile to a heterosexual dancefloor.
💿OPERATIVES:
Cali Rose – Frequency Disruptor
DJ WIFI (Seattle) – Signal Scrambler
Just Another Bitch – Chaos Engineer
Dylusion - Electronic Jammer
🛸 DRESS CODE:
Bimbo Industrial Complex.
Techno C*nt Supply Chain Worker.
Horny and Untraceable.
Post-Rave DNA Extraction Volunteer.
Tragic Diva of Intergalactic Importance.
A Man (Derogatory).
🚫Banned Items:
Entitlement.
Dudes who don’t dance.
Girls who refuse to boof.