1-Year Boofiversary (Cali Rose, Dj Wifi, Jab, Dylusion)

🦠 one year boofiversary | dance + dark room | no one turned away for lack of funds, dm us on ig @boof.party or email us @ hey@boofparty.club 📡 Boof activity is at an all-time high, triggering anomalous spikes in surveillance. If we don’t act fast, the Boof will be contained, neutralized, or worse—commercialized. 🛑WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU: All boofers must report to a secure, undisclosed warehouse on March 29 Delays may result in forced exile to a heterosexual dancefloor. 💿OPERATIVES: Cali Rose – Frequency Disruptor DJ WIFI (Seattle) – Signal Scrambler Just Another Bitch – Chaos Engineer Dylusion - Electronic Jammer 🛸 DRESS CODE: Bimbo Industrial Complex. Techno C*nt Supply Chain Worker. Horny and Untraceable. Post-Rave DNA Extraction Volunteer. Tragic Diva of Intergalactic Importance. A Man (Derogatory). 🚫Banned Items: Entitlement. Dudes who don’t dance. Girls who refuse to boof.